FUCK IT.
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a PICTURE OF ME, GaLaX, WaVING TO THE aUDIENCE

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Welcome to the caard.
Guessing you're here because you want to know more about us or you're checking dni's.
So before we get into this shit I'll start with:
You don't want to follow us if you're:

  • Proship/An 'Anti anti'. Fiction affects reality

  • A 'MAP' or whatever the fuck else Pedophiles are calling themselves these days

  • Against Bi/pan lesbians/gays.

  • Pro cop/Anti ACAB

  • Terf/Swerf/Radfem

  • Pro/Neutral towards Israels actions against Palestine

  • Anti BLM/Pro All lives matter

  • Don't support all system origins

  • Trans/Homo/Lesbi/Ace/Aro/Pan-phobes

There's always a chance I forgot something or this will be updated.
If you want to ignore the dni you can, but if we notice you fit it odds are we'll block.
Thanks for reading.
-2k

A bust up of 2k, saying "Proceed. Or dont. I dont give a shit"

Choose your own adventure:

Current frequent fronters*:

A gif of Fawn Doe, holding two leeks and dancing with them, like a part in the AMV for World is mine
Kade doing the leek dance from World is Mine

Not fronting as often, at the moment:

A bust picture of Captain giving four thumbs up and smiling.
a gif of Alton, hes smiling and flapping his wings
a PICTURE OF GaLaX DOING 2 PEaCE SIGNS aND SMILING!
A picture of 2k with a cigarette in his mouth.
A BUST PICTURE OF FINNY.

(*Based on if those fronting make a webpage for themselves, and if the site is updated. There is always a very good chance this will be out of date, or those at front don't want to be public.
This is very far from being everyone in the system. Many don't front that often or for long.)

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I ALREADY MADE MY. OWN CAARD.

A PICTURE OF FINNY. WAVING

SO. YOU CAN LOOK AT. THAT IF YOU WANT

A PICTURE OF FINNY POINTING. AND SAYING "GO BACK"

hi everyone :~} im Alton Seirns.
adult, doin my besthe/him fev/feve
[fev/feve/fever/fevers/feverself]

married and polyam, but the state of my relationships isnt everyones business.
picture my darlin spouse did of me n him ->

me n Laxxy, our arms around each other and smilin happily at each other
a picture of my pikmin sona, hes holding a tiny rock pikmin named Placeholder Paperweight.

i get real invested in things for bursts of time, n then circle around my interests over n over.
few things i like:

  • everything everything (the band)

  • pokemon

  • pikmin 4 and pikmin bloom

  • handful of horror movies (especially Scream. havent seen Scream 6 yet no spoilers x~|)

  • makin kandi. i have a lot of em that im real proud of

  • cowboys

  • swords

  • uzumaki

lyric of the day:
(wont be anythin close to daily)
so make me out of water
ill be easy to swim
i am a murderous whim
i am in transform again
and everything was laid out for me right from the start
there was nothing I could ever impart
that was setting any clock over heart
and I was having breakfast with epiphanies for eyes
but burglarising every chance we rouse
slipped through my fingers someone holy descend
with a gasp my loyalty ran with it, every certainty spent

thanks for readin :~} have a good day

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Project your Damnation,

A picture of Fawn Doe with her arms thrown open, with a large and possibly ominous smile on its face.

THAT'S ENTERTAINMENT!

Hello viewer. Welcome to my little section to the webpage. How delightful is it to be afforded an opportunity to speak of myself!

A picture of Fawn Doe, sitting midair. She has her legs crossed and arms behind its head, and looks content.

I have many names, the one I am using currently is Fawn Doe Deadwood-Loverman.Captain is my beloved wife. I adore him quite a lot.She, it, and they. Use Feminine or Un-gendered terms if you are to refer to me at all.
Do not use masculine terms towards me.I am an adult of an indeterminate age.I've enjoyed playing several games, though Splatoon 3 may just be my favorite of the bunch. I am an artist of some sort, I enjoy writing and drawing. I abhor animation and do it semi-frequently, because it is unfortunately very fun.
I adore listening to music, and have extraordinarily varied tastes. Though I believe 'I Don't Know How But They Found Me' is my favorite band. I also enjoy a lot of Will Woods work.

Four pictures of Fawn Doe, drawn over a meme. It is in the format of youtube video thumbnails, and unfortunately I transcribed the whole meme just for it to get cut out. Why do they have an alt text box if it is limited in characters? Good Lord.

Thank you for your time, I do hope you've enjoyed your stay. I plan on making my own caard at some point. Though it will be more for the sake of fun than information.If you find yourself wanting to see my posts; I primarily use tumblr, though if something happens to my account I have no clue where I will go, because Cohost has died. Very unfortunate.
Tumblr: DamnYourEternalSoul

A picture of Fawn Doe, kicking her legs while suspended in midair. It is lying on its belly and looking at the viewer with a smile, and has her hands under its chin.
A doodle of Fawn, standing on all fours with a sad watery eye. It is captioned 'Five minutes no wife'

I've gotten permission from one of my best friends and wife Captain to showcase some of the images he has drawn for me. I would appreciate if you took a moment to look at them.

A three paneled comic, originally made by K C Green but it has been redrawn to feature Fawn rather than Mark. It reads "But wait! Up in the balcony! Fawn's ego strikes!' and she is thinking 'I could do better.'
A fullbody picture of Captain and Fawn. They are holding hands, Captain smiling and wagging his tail, as Fawn floats to be face level to it. Fawn is flushed and gritting its teeth. By the side, there is a little doodle of them holding hands.
A picture of Captain hugging Fawn, Captain smiling and Fawn looking ruffled.
A picture of Captain and Fawn hugging, both smiling and holding each other tightly.
A picture of Fawn Doe, in an autumn dress. She is holding the ends up and smiling happily.

Thank you very much.
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Alright, lets do this thing.
Hey there. Im 2k. Resident ska enjoyer.Im not good at talking about myself so this sums me up well enough.

Wes has had this version of this fucking song on the phone that I've been listening to since my inception. I cannot find the original post that we got this audio from.Other song is just because I like Reel Big Fish.

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Me when I'm blogging.
Image is a link to my blog.
I dont want any minors there. I reblog untagged nsfw textposts.Click here to go back.Click here to go to the beginning

A picture of 2k with a scorbunny plush under his arm looking at a phone. He's sprawled out on a very pink bed.

WE/RD GAY TH/NG SPOTTED EAT/NG THE SNACKS OUT OF YOUR FR/DGE! C\ /CK HERE TO \EARN MORE!!!

A picture of Captain holding a photorealistic png of a gun, and smiling widely. The background is a png of dolphins and a rainbow, like the 'Symphony' meme. It is captioned "Every day these fuckers test my patience."

H/ /m Capta/n Deadwood-\overman! :-]
He / /t / She; We/rdo transmasc g/r\fa/\ >:-DAT THE T/ME OF ED/T/NG TH/S /VE FRONTED FOR. (\ooks at watch) 60 DAYS STRA/GHT! FUCK;
/ guess /m rea\\y a ma/n fronter now. / have /nterests and everyth/ng^okay so update on that. / fronted for 69 days stra/ght and then Fawn sa/d 'I AM KICKING YOU OUT OF FRONT. YOUR STREAK ENDS HERE.' (Thank god. She was rea\\y funny for that and a\so / was so s/ck of front/ng w/thout a break) \ove my w/fe shes so sweetthe to me/ rea\\y \/ke to hang out w/th my sweet/ep/e partners, p\ay games, and draw p/ctures!
/ jump between a \ot of games, but mystery dungeon and stardew va\\ey are probab\y my u\t/mate favor/tes. / \/ke to p\ay pokemon and do sh/ny hunt/ng a bunch, but / havent done that as much \ate\y. My favor/te pokemons Vaporeon cause /ts a coo\ f/sh :-]/ have a tumb\r and a cohost but cohost freaken d/ed so /m ma/n\y on tumb\r aga/n. :-w
Tumb\r: ColdCopperKissesonmyEyesMy \ast names \overman because Mr. \overman was my f/rst front tr/gger. funn/est parts how / \/ke most of R/cky Montgomerys other songs way more now. XD/ a\so got our art b\og up and runn/ng, so /f you want to check that out /ts
@Themurderforms
My tags 'Capta/ns Art \og :-D'
(And Fawns is 'Fawn Doe art' you shou\d \ook at her stuff /ts REA\\Y good at art. :-D)C\ /ck here to go back :-D 👍👍v v P/ctures my sweet/e w/fe(!!!!!!! MY W/FE!!!!!! YAYYYY) drew of me that \/nk to songs / \/ke :-D v v

A picture of Captain, pointing to himself with two hands and his other hands on his hips. The picture is captioned "Time is on my side!" A lyric from a Ricky Montgomery song.
A picture of Captain, doing two thumbs up, his other hands on his hips. It is wearing a black shirt that says "Rizz 'em with the 'Tism" and beaming.
A gif of Fawn and Captain. He's looking at her adoringly, clasping one set of hands, putting the others behind its back, and swaying back and forth, as she stares at him with a flat expression.
A picture of Captain, who is posing with two pointing hands above his head.
A gif of Captain. He does a spin, poses, and then opens his shirt. There is a large fire behind him that is titled 'Exomemories'.
A picture of Captain. He is draw to resemble the 'TBH' meme.

vv Btw you shou\d check out my w/fes page. Shes sooooooooooo awesome. / \ooove her so muuuch :-]cc vv

A picture of Fawn drawn over a ferret. She looks very tiny and is hopping in the air in an empty room.
A picture of Captain, who is standing with bad posture and staring with a blank face off to the left.

C\ /ck here to go back. / wont make you scro\\ a\\ the way down. XDJaws the shark!
Lurking in the dark of the depths of sea, one day on a lark
Decides to get rowdy, get real violent
Takes a vay-cay up to Amity IslandSunshine lotion fun in sun
Blood in the ocean, everybody run
'Cause it's crazy how few fucks this shark gives
He'll eat naked ladies, he'll eat little kids!
Oh, no!But the one thing keeping the community safe
Is a guy named Brody and his pal Richard Dreyfuss
Jaws don't know that a storm's gonna come
He just wants everyone to be his chum
Get it? get it?The mayor don't care if the townsfolk die
He doesn't want to spoil the fourth of July
He's like, "Everyone cool it, and go for swim!"
But holy shit here comes that fin!Jaws is here
Here is Jaws
(He is a shark without a cause)
He was in a movie you should watch it it's called Jaws
Jaws is here
Here is Jaws
(He is a shark who fights the law)
He was in a movie that everyone sawLong story short, the beach gets closed
The mayor's like, "Okay, yeah, this blows"
Suddenly Jaws has got a price on his head
But the wrong little shark baby ends up dead
It was Jaws' little brother, now he's pissed
The mayor just shot to the top of his list
He sneaks in his house in the middle of the night
And he eats that fucker in a single biteGollyNow the mayor's dead, so Brody's in charge
He knows the real killer is still at large
So he and the Dreyfuss make a decision
They're going on a mission
They're gonna go fishing
For JawsA man named Quint lets them use his boat
On the condition that he be the one to cut Jaws' throat
'Cause he was a sailor back in World War II
And Jaws ate his entire crew, woah!Jaws is here
Here is Jaws
(He is a shark without a cause)
He was in a movie, a movie called Jaws!
Jaws is here
Here is Jaws
(He is a shark who fights the law)
He was in a movie that everyone sawThey're out on the sea, they wait all night
Where could Jaws be? He's no where in sight
Dreyfuss decides to go down in a cage
And Jaws shows up in a full on rage
He tears up the cage like paper in a shredder
While Dreyfuss's makes his wetsuit wetter
He hides behind a rock like cowardly prick
And he doesn't come back until the end of the flickBrody's like, "We're gonna need a bigger boat"
So they go home and get a bigger boat
The biggest boat that's ever sailed
Gonna kick Jaws' ass or I guess his tail
Yeah his tailBut, oh, my shit!
Jaws jumps out and Quint gets bit!
Right in half like a kit-kat bar!
Up in the sky there's a shooting star
That's Quint up in heaven, he's a star nowBrody's angry, he's all like, "Fuck it"
He takes a harpoon and welds it to a rocket
Jaws' last words are, "Woah, respect"
Then he explodes and it's a pretty good effect, yeah!Jaws is dead
Long live Jaws
(He was a shark without a cause)
He was in a movie, you should watch it, it's called Jaws
JAWS IS DEAD
LONG LIVE JAWS
(He was a shark who fought the law)
He was in a movie that everyone saw
(He was in a movie that everyone saw)
He was in a movie that everyone saw
Jaws is dead
Long live Jaws
(He was a shark without a cause)
He was in a movie, called Jaws
(Jaws is dead)
At the Academy Awards
(Long live Jaws)
He was robbed
(He was a shark without a cause)
Sharks exist in real life, woah
(He was in a movie that everyone saw)
Jaws is dead
Long live jawsC\ /ck here to go back, / wont make you scro\\ a\\ the way back up XD

A picture of Captain, who is lying on its side with his legs crossed and leaning his head on its hands. He's saying "Alone on a friday night?" At the bottom it says "Yeah me too."

Imm bad at talkinng to people.

A gif of Roblox Kade, doing a dance on a Dance Dance Revolution pad.